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 It's a clone, it's a deepfake, it's....Joe Biden.

If you know me, then you know I have been questioning what exactly Joe Biden is for a while now. Who is this person masquerading as Mr. Biden, and what have they done with the real one? Why is Jill always tugging him along and cutting him off before he says something stupid? Shouldn't the leader of the free world (hah) be able to carry himself without the aid of a handler? If you have ever looked into the fake Paul McCartney conspiracy, you know how easy it would be to replace someone. It's probably done more often than we realize. 

I do believe a lot of what we see on TV are staged events and deepfakes. If you stare at the people long enough you realize they look more like a realistic video game graphic than an actual human. Their gestures and movements seem a little off, but it's not enough to really draw attention unless you are searching for it. I think that years of human conditioning with snapchat and instagram filters have made us unable to acknowledge a real person verses an augmented one. 

Could he be a clone? Maybe. I'm not sure about this one, because to me he looks too different from Old Joe to be a clone. If he is a clone they did a terrible job and need to start all over. Although I have heard  theories that Joe Clone is not good at following directions and that's why Jill has to guide him around. Did anyone see the clip at the inauguration where instead of saluting the marines he actually mumbles "salute the marines" when he passes them, because that's what the people in his earpiece were telling him. Like I said, if this is a clone, it's malfunctioning. 

How about a robot? If Disney World imagineers can make a hall full of presidents that look extremely lifelike, then the government definitely has the technology to create a robot so realistic it could fool people. 

Does Joe have dementia? This could be true, but it doesn't explain the discrepancies in his appearance, although sometimes his eyes do look a little off. In fact, his eyes don't really even look the same. This is another reason that I question if it's really old Joe, or someone else entirely. Or maybe it's augmented contacts that feed him the lines he's supposed to say. He does often seem to be looking directly in front of his face, like there could be words scrolling by. 

Maybe Mr. Biden only had cosmetic surgery done over the years. Obviously he's had hair plugs, but maybe he had that chin dent put in, a face lift, and a team of people who gave him fresh dewy skin. Usually when someone ages you can still see the younger person in their face. I don't see the same person here. Especially the eyes. He legitimately looks more like Bob Barker than Joe Biden. Even the two older versions of Biden below look different. 



If this is Joe Biden, then he has done a major glow up. He seriously looks amazing. I am not even joking here. That person on the right is a beautiful, beautiful old man. 

It could just be a body double, and who could really blame him for that? There have been pictures floating around of Joe Biden having attached earlobes in one picture and unattached lobes in another picture. (His earlobes do look slightly different in the younger vs older pictures above.) Maybe there's nothing nefarious going on and it's all the result of an overactive mind that tends to see the conspiracy in everything. You can be your own judge, but I'm going to continue to question everything. In the meantime, could anyone tell me what's going on here?





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