*It appears that the stage is being set for heart attacks and strokes to seem...normal. Covid survivors are 63% more likely to have a heart attack within a year than someone who hasn't had to virus. I've seen articles claiming shoveling snow will give you a heart attack. Now it is high electric bills and having sex. Your best bet is to forego all real life activities and live your remaining days in the Metaverse.
*Putin refers to the metaverse as a "den of elite pedophiles." Has anyone noticed that metaverse and neuralink both have very similar logos that look like the infinity sign?
*Invisible four foot barriers to deter groping will separate people in the metaverse. I cannot even make this stuff up.
*Come one, come all! The Biden administration is handing out crack kits. If you've ever daydreamed about smoking crack but didn't know how to begin, now is your chance to shine.
*Homeland Security will begin to crackdown on anyone who speaks against the official narrative, deeming them as national terrorists. Two weeks to flatten the curve, I'm suddenly a terrorist, and crack kits for all! Oh, what a time to be alive.
*Can you experience ASMR? If you can, it might be because you are anxious and neurotic.
*Unvaccinated dad loses custody of his three children due to his vaccination status.
*Olympians complain about poor Olympic conditions and the quarantine procedures. I understand they have been training their whole lives for this moment and this has got to be a hard reality to accept, but what were they expecting? Have they been living an alternate reality these past couple of years?
*Didn't read the terms of service? No problem, this handy website will let you know what aspects of your privacy you have signed away.
*"Science"? confirms mRNA vaccines are HIV. This whole website is kinda fear porn-y (you might say the same about me), but it does have some great information mixed in.
*Prince Harry says it is our duty to be tested for HIV.
*Implant allows three people with severed spinal cords to walk again.
*40 out of 49 Starlink satellites that were launched last week have been wiped out by a geomagnetic storm.
*Australia begins plans for a national digital ID.
*Seals are mysteriously dying off of South Africa's coast, and no one knows why.
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