weird things are happening v.75

When did we become this? How is this a news story? Time is running short, people. Tribulation is coming. 

*Christian high school was surprised with a drag show in place of church service. Well, that is disturbing. 

*First it was Lady Gaga and her invisible forcefield. Now Kendrick Lamar disappears while performing on stage. Is anything real anymore? 

*Unprecedented rain shuts down Death Valley

*A transhumanism biohacker has over 50 implants and magnets in her body.

*I watched an Andy Warhol documentary and it was pretty cool because they used voice recordings to make it sound like he was reading his diary aloud. But would you want your dead grandma teaching you how to bake cookies? 

*Germans will be able to change their gender once a year. Choose your own gender adventure! Don't like the results? Just go back to the previous chapter and start over. 

*The UN declares war against conspiracy theories. Here's a fun fact: did you know that the UN is just a group of people who decided they were going to make decisions? No one ever voted for these people. They just have money, so apparently they are allowed to invent clubs that can make rules.

*Due to theft in NYC, items like spam and canned tuna are under lock and key.

*Scientists create the first synthetic embryo.

*Green meteors were falling from the sky in New Zealand.

*Is Dane Cook the next forgotten celebrity child molester? Peppy and I used to listen to a lot of his stand up.