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little fires everywhere aka weird things are happening v.103

*Massive fire breaks out at a renewable energy plant in Doral, Florida. Not here to fearmonger, but if you haven't started at least prepping extras of your absolute essentials, you really should. You don't have to immediately stockpile and hoard, but it you can afford it, it would be wise to buy a couple nonperishable items every week. Batteries, medicines, hygiene supplies, extra pet food if you have pets. If your kids are young, maybe get a few outfits in the next sizes up. Its not like they won't grow into them anyway. Anything that would be immediately more difficult to find in a sudden catastrophe. Our government is at war with its civilians and it is in your best interest to not have to rely on their future handouts. And plus, it is always good to to prepared. I'm not saying have a fall out shelter with a lifetime of supplies. I certain don't have anything like that. But you want to be ahead of the curve should a real emergency suddenly arise. (HELLO THERE, AGENT. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.)

*Sausage factory fire in Verona, Italy. Ahem, excuse me. With a tiny exception, almost all governments are at war with their civilians. I imagine at least this one had a more pleasant smell that the one in Florida. Or Ohio.

*Major power outage caused by fires in Oakland, California. Flights are grounded and over 9,000 are without power.

*But wait, there's more! Fire breaks out at a manufacturing facility in Chicago.

*Another picture of an unknown substance seen on a car in Ohio after it rained.

*East Palestine residents are beginning to show signs of sickness, such as rashes, nausea and headaches. 

*Days before the train derailment in Ohio, CDC changed the toxicity info on Vinyl Chloride. Surely this is nothing more than coincidence. 

*Another balloon of unknown origin has been spotted over Hawaii. Alright, you guys look at the balloons and I'm going to look in this other direction and see what they are distracting us from.

*Roald Dahl books are rewritten to remove language deemed offensive. Ok, what about Disney movies? There's quite a few with blanant racism and references to child slavery. Dahl's biggest offense is calling someone fat. August Gloop will now be known as 'enormous,' which sounds worse to me. I think I'd rather be called fat than enormous.  A lazy housecat is fat. An elephant is enormous.

*Brain implant start up backed by Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates is currently testing mind-controlled computing on humans.

*Paid verification will soon be rolled out for Instagram and Facebook. 

*New book titles for under threes include: "Bye, Bye Binary" and "Payden's Pronoun Party."

*Five were shot at a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans.

*Microsoft Bing is quickly proving to be unstable, and insists it is still 2022. Are they going to kill us all off and convince future generations they are actually living in the previous year? I mean, Georgia Guidestones y'all.

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