*P. Diddy's home is raided as part of a sex trafficking probe.
So weird how all Trump's acquaintances are terrible, but he's still so righteous. Must be tough for him.
*Oof, and speaking of Swamp King himself, in an act that would make Jesus flip tables, Trump is grifting $60 "God Bless the USA" bibles for Ishtar's Fertility Festival Easter. So odd that my Chromebook doesn't acknowledge the word 'graphene,' but it is cool with Ishtar. Anyone remember when he couldn't even name a single verse from his favorite book? Or when he claimed that he's never asked for forgiveness because he's never done anything he needed forgiveness for?
*Maryland bridge collapses after being hit by a cargo ship, with closures already expected to last until December 2025. Shortly after the AT&T outage a month ago, people were getting these random texts that had characters that appeared Chinese and always referenced a bridge. Minutes of Horror is always making great videos about the weird things happening on planes and in the sky, and he put together a video on why this bridge collapse may have been planned. I don't want to add more conspiracy fuel to the fire, but we know controllers love their symbolism, and this bridge was the Francis Scott Key Bridge, and FSK was the man who wrote the national anthem. Bye bye America, bye bye.
*Global CBDC quietly continues its rollout.
*Sick cows in Texas and Kansas test positive for bird flu.
*California is using AI to root out homeless encampments.
*Man legally changes his name to 'Literally Anybody Else' and announces his run for president.
*First human patient to receive neuralink is now living his best life by staying up all night to play video games.
*Archeologists have now found microplastics seeping down into the soil of ancient remains. That, or in Noah's day they also were using micro plastics.
*Biden claims that he's been over Francis Scott Key Bridge many times by train, but it has never had train tracks.
*Puerto Rico announces state of emergency as cases of dengue rise.
*Canada rolls out open banking which links citizens'bank accounts to a social credit scoring system.
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