weird things are happening v.181

*NASA spots an object speeding around the moon. I saw a video last night of someone seeing a tic tac shaped object in the clouds around the eclipse. I went to find it this morning after seeing the post about NASA, but surprise, surprise "hmmm....this page doesn't exist. try something else." Wonder why.  Oh yeah, I know why...

*I found this post, but the one I originally saw yesterday was actually a video of this black oval tic tac thing flying in and out of the clouds and lots of people screaming out, "What is that!?"

*Zombie cicadas with sexually transmitted fungus will be emerging soon. Half their bodies rot off and is replaced by fungus. Fun!

*Satellite imagery shows that the northern California kelp forests have collapsed. 

*People claim their eyes are boiling after staring at the eclipse. I did happen to look up from a car window and saw a slice of the eclipse with my naked eyes. It was actually an accident because it was super cloudy and I didn't even realize anything was going on at that time. My eyes are fine. "My eyes are boiling and my neck is suspiciously sore." Lady, I am the biggest conspiracy theorist out there, but your neck is probably sore because you don't generally make a habit leaving your neck in a position akin to being in the front row seat at the movies without neck support.

*Population of the UK earthworm is on the decline. This is no good, because it seems as if something in the soil is off that is making the earthworm begin to die out. And if the soil is bad, then the vegetation is going to be bad. Which will cause the bees to die, and then we die. 

*Woman claims God told her to shoot at ten cars during the eclipse.

*Chechnya bans music that is either too fast or too slow. I was listening to Prince's 1999 a few months ago, and I do not remember it being so slow. There was like zero energy to that song. Definitely not how I remembered it as a child. We did a baton routine to that song, so I feel like I was very familiar with it, and now it just felt like it was dragging. Another side note: If the song Saturn by SZA makes you feel really weird and like a lemming that just want to walk off a cliff with everyone else, that's intentional. It's all frequencies, man. 

*In these modern times, teenagers have to deal with deep fake nudes that look just like them.

*Mad scientists are currently working on a project to make bird flu more contagious. 

*Drug made from human bones has addicts digging up graves in West Africa. 

*Vietnam announces it's first human case of bird flu.

*By this point, you should really just stop flying with Boeing.