Attention: They would not have allowed Woody Allen to give that SNL speech without being given the go-ahead. We are clearly moving to the next phase. This was not some radical eye opening event. It was staged mind control. Maybe Woody is a cool conspiracy theorist and those really are his own thoughts. I sure hope so. Either way, he was given permission to say what he said. Some of us are more prone to energy shifts than others, and boy have I been in a (non-hormal) related moooood since Sunday. Yesterday I bought some petit fours on the overbaked aisle. There were 12 and I told Owsley everyone could have 4, because I am stupid and basic math sometimes crosses wrong wires in my mind. Sometimes knowing how smart I used to be verses how idiotic I can be now makes me cry very vain tears. It's not the end of the world. It's multiplication. But I digress. Anyway, because of my stupid math I only got one (and it was so good.) I assumed there was one left for me when I woke up this...